[The video starts off moving through the trees, which might not be all that odd considering the number of times Pokemon have gotten their trainers' pokegear away from them. There's a backpack hanging from a nearby branch, so they're not far away either, maybe.
Oh, wait, did you see that flash of red? Maybe you heard a colorful demonstration of dialogue followed by a loud crash. Kind of like someone falling out of a tree?]
SERIOUSLY?! What kind of crazy place is this-- [Climbling out of the bushes, throwing a fallen branch out of her path...] --that I can't even move through the trees?!
[The view shifts for a better look. What sounds a lot like Chimchar-type giggling can be heard as it pans down to its trainer, a woman with bright red hair, picking and throwing twigs from her hair. She stops to check on a few scratches on her arm when she hears the snickering and directs her gaze upwards suspiciously.]
... Ah--
[And then she looks stunned, and then she looks angry. Oh crap.]
KONJOOOOO! What part of laying low was uncl-- [END FEED.]
Wait, what are you talking about? What happened after we died? [NOPE. Patience is not her strong suit, just because she's gotten better at it doesn't mean she's mastered it 100% yet.]
Nopenope, Not saying it here. Not saying it now. I'll tell you all about everything okay? Just... just know that Sasuke's family is a super tender subject okay? He's an Orphan.
Right. [She's quiet for a moment after that. More than anything she's feeling pretty close to mental exhaustion. This is proving to be a lot to take in. She wonders how he took it, too, given that they were part of his family. That WILL be part of their conversation when they meet up later.] So you, Tsunade, Sasuke, and Naruto. Who else has been captured?
Tsunade... Agh, that woman. [He looked supremely irked here.] She managed to get every shinobi actively hunted within her first week here. If you have your Hitai-ate on you, don't wear it where the camera can pick it up when you talk to people. I am only because the lead asshole already knows who I am. More on that later.
An Aburame named Shino, a weapon user named Tenten, and some guy from another village named Utakata are the rest that I'm aware of from our world.
[Frowning, definitely. That doesn't sound like something Tsunade would do, but this whole situation is pretty weird so who knows...]
I don't have it. It wasn't with me when I was brought here. I wasn't even actually planning on using this thing until I'd gotten more intel on this place, but Konjo got a little... curious.
[Then she pauses, bringing a hand up to her mouth, thinking.] I guess compared to how many people are here overall that's a pretty small percentage. It sounds like it's more coincidence than intentional that we're here at all. There's no real connection aside from several of us being from the Leaf village.
There's a group working on getting info but... I think that's another thing better talked about in person, yeah? People from all over end up here though, not just from the elemental nations.
You have no idea how bad that fucked up the Uchiha Kushina-nee!
I'll tell you about it in person though, not on this. In fact...
[He messed with his settings.] Now no one can see anything from this point on but us.