KUSHINA-NEE, YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!!

[If you happen to be with Obito, there is no doubt you would have heard that, just saying, and the boy looked like he wanted to hug his gear or cry.]

[Oh what in the hell is this about. Now she's REALLY confused.] O... Obito...?

[Her face flickers with excitement, but mostly confusion, a mix of both as the two emotions war for top spot.] Is that really you? Is this some kind of jutsu...? [She's not ruling that out until she has some kind of proof. She'd like to know exactly what the hell is going on, please.]

Oh, oh I need to get a flying HM now. We'll come to you! Come get you so you can catch up to the rest of us yeah? I missed you!

I also heard you died. WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT?!

You told me if anything happened you'd take care of sensei!

[And then we're back on a subject that she understands, annnnnd we're sticking with that? Okay... ouch.]

I know... but this was Minato's decision. He, we had to do it to protect Naruto and the village.

[He's clutching his head with one hand here. His voice went low.]

You have no idea how bad that fucked up the Uchiha Kushina-nee!

I'll tell you about it in person though, not on this. In fact...

[He messed with his settings.] Now no one can see anything from this point on but us.

Wait, what are you talking about? What happened after we died? [NOPE. Patience is not her strong suit, just because she's gotten better at it doesn't mean she's mastered it 100% yet.]

Nopenope, Not saying it here. Not saying it now. I'll tell you all about everything okay? Just... just know that Sasuke's family is a super tender subject okay? He's an Orphan.

[Okay, if he puts it that way she's not going to push it. But...]

What...?

[Mikoto and Fugaku...? And what about Itachi, then? What in the world happened? You're not making it all that easy to wait until you get here, kid.]

Just... don't ask him anything about it okay? I'm still trying to sort him out and it's been... complicated.

Right. [She's quiet for a moment after that. More than anything she's feeling pretty close to mental exhaustion. This is proving to be a lot to take in. She wonders how he took it, too, given that they were part of his family. That WILL be part of their conversation when they meet up later.] So you, Tsunade, Sasuke, and Naruto. Who else has been captured?

Tsunade... Agh, that woman. [He looked supremely irked here.] She managed to get every shinobi actively hunted within her first week here. If you have your Hitai-ate on you, don't wear it where the camera can pick it up when you talk to people. I am only because the lead asshole already knows who I am. More on that later.

An Aburame named Shino, a weapon user named Tenten, and some guy from another village named Utakata are the rest that I'm aware of from our world.

[Frowning, definitely. That doesn't sound like something Tsunade would do, but this whole situation is pretty weird so who knows...]

I don't have it. It wasn't with me when I was brought here. I wasn't even actually planning on using this thing until I'd gotten more intel on this place, but Konjo got a little... curious.

[Then she pauses, bringing a hand up to her mouth, thinking.] I guess compared to how many people are here overall that's a pretty small percentage. It sounds like it's more coincidence than intentional that we're here at all. There's no real connection aside from several of us being from the Leaf village.

Does anyone know who or what brought us all here?

There's a group working on getting info but... I think that's another thing better talked about in person, yeah? People from all over end up here though, not just from the elemental nations.

Where else could they come from? [She hasn't gone over the "other worlds" talk with anyone just yet.]

Oh man... there are places that don't use Chakra at all Kushina-nee, for anything.